Frequently Asked Questions

When is the rainy season and how much does it rain?

Venezuela enjoys a tropical climate, the temperature dipping slightly in the mountains and also in the rainy season, June through to September, when it usually rains for a couple of refreshing hours in the afternoon.

Why can’t I flush toilet roll down the toilet?

Because the plumbing is sub-standard and having to clean up big blockages of poo and paper is no fun at all. Toilet-paper in the basket please.

What is a gringo?

The expression Gringo was developed by the Mexicans for the invading American Army in ‘green’ being asked politely to go’.

Can I drink the water?

No. We filter all water for drinking and if we can’t filter we sterilise or boil.

Can I catch Malaria?

Yes, though only if you are really unlucky. We have had no Cases of tourists catching Malaria yet.

Is Venezuela Dangerous?

Yes. There are dangerous places to be found in the cities and dangerous things to be found outdoors, as anywhere else in the world, if you want danger we can take you there. We prefer the safer location of Playa Colorada where Jakera is based.

How do I stop mosquitoes biting me?

You can’t really. It’s best to take good precautions against getting bitten. Long clothes, mosquito nets at night and plenty of good repellent (with a high concentrate of deet), but they’ll get you eventually somehow. N.B. Accommodation at the lodge is mosquito proof.

Are there poisonous spiders and snakes in Venezuela?

Yes. Seldom a problem unless provoked or disturbed while mating as you would expect.

Can I sunbathe topless?

Yes.(Though strictly after the hours of daylight). Of course you can… though local Venezuelans may get offended so best go and find yourself a quiet part of the beach.

Is the political situation dangerous?

Not really dangerous, it’s like it’s always been, comfortably corrupt.

How expensive is Venezuela?

Right now it has never been cheaper. It’s cheap, cheap, cheap.

Does it rain much in Venezuela?

When it rains it rains cats and dogs. The rainy season only lasts for about 3 – 4 months and even then it usually only rains in the afternoon for a short while.

Do we have to pay airport tax?

Yes. $10-40 depending on how long you’ve been in the country.

Is it easy to sleep in a hammock and is it bad for my back?

Yes easy to sleep in and no, not at all bad for your back. Sleeping in hammocks is by far the most comfortable and convenient way of sleeping out here.

Do I need to be fit?

No not really, though the fitter you are the more you will benefit.